Thursday, June 9, 2011

Missouri - New Hampshire

Nora: I’m sorry, Ladies…all this work stuff is driving me crazy.  I know we’re supposed to get together Tuesday but once again, I got called in at work to meet with some clients out of town so I apologize.
Lorna: That’s okay.  I know how that goes.  I’ve been so busy at work myself.

Vilma: Ladies, as expected this week, Miss USA finally posted all the official photos of the candidates.
Nora: I know.  What did you guys think of the glamour shots?
Lorna: Very glamorous indeed!
Vilma: I really liked it.  I didn’t even recognize some of the contestants with their wild hair and makeup.
Nora: Which one is your favorite?  My personal favorite is Miss Hawaii.  I love red and she looked fierce in that picture.
Vilma: I like Miss Indiana’s shot.  I love that funky thing they did to her hair.  It’s easier to play with long hair.
Lorna: I like Miss Wyoming’s.  Speaking of Wyoming…this girl is growing on me.  I think she looks amazing in swimsuit.  I just hope she doesn’t use that purple gown in the preliminaries. 
Nora: You know what?  I had the same thought the other day.  She is starting to become a great contender for me.  She looks great and photographs really well.
Vilma: I know that those gowns are not necessarily what they will be wearing during the preliminaries but any of them you wish they would?
Nora: Definitely Virginia!  I love, love, love this gown.  It fits her perfectly.  So I hope she does wear that in the pageant.  She will score big on that.
Lorna: I love that gown too.  I think the color is wonderful!  It’s sexy but not vulgar.
Vilma: I cannot believe we all picked the same gown.  I also like that gown!  I love Miss Missouri’s gown too.  I hope she wears that in the pageant.
Lorna: Let’s emphasize again that the gowns shown in the pictures are not necessarily what they will wear in the pageant so let’s make that clear to everyone.
Nora: Is there any of those gown you wish they would not wear during the pageant?
Lorna: Definitely Connecticut’s.  She looks like she’s wearing a giant plastic Solo cup.  So for your own sake, Regina, do not wear that!
Vilma: Mine would be Miss Ohio’s.  Dear God…that gown is what I call a senior prom gown.  If she wants to make top 15, she better not wear that gown.
Nora: I’m hoping that our very own Angelina Kayyaleynen doesn’t wear that pink gown in the pageant.  That’s not her color.  I love the color of the gown she wore at the state finals so I wish she would wear something in that color palette.
Lorna: What about the swimsuits?  Who has the best bods out there?
Nora: It’s interesting because I think that the ones with the best bodies are Miss Nebraska, Miss New Hampshire, Miss Illinois, Miss Virginia and Miss Wyoming.
Vilma: I really can’t tell with some of them because of the way they posed.  I hate the “Samantha Casey” pose!!!  It’s the ones that have their back on the camera and showing their behinds.  God, I was so irritated last year when Miss Virginia, Samantha Casey did that with all her photos.  She even did it during the finals…yuck!
Nora: Maybe she’s trying to show off her best asset…which I guess is her behind.
Lorna: It doesn’t matter…it’s still annoying!

Nora: Okay, let’s get on with our state by state review.  We are doing Missouri to New Hampshire.  Let’s start with Hope Driskill, Miss Missouri.
Vilma: I’m a total fan!  I love the evening gown she’s wearing in the pictures so I hope she wears that in the pageant.  I think she’ll be in the top 15.
Nora: I think so too!  Missouri made top 10 last year with Ashley Strohmier.  I hated that Gatorade gown she wore in the finals.  What was she thinking?!
Lorna: At least she made top 10.  I think Hope will equal or even top that this year.
Vilma: Statistically, Missouri has done really well in recent years and I think Hope will keep that streak going.

Lorna: Next is Miss Montana, Brittany Wiser.
Nora: You know, she has some bad angles but I think she is gorgeous.  Not sure if she’ll make top 15 but if she does, I will be very happy.
Vilma: I think she looks better in person.  She has an amazing body and believe it or not, I like that red gown in the picture.  I hope she wears that one in the pageant.
Nora: Last year’s Miss Montana was gorgeous!  Not sure why Annie didn’t make the semifinals.  I would have picked her over Mississippi.
Lorna: Historically, Montana has not done very well at Miss USA.  They’ve only made the semifinals 3 times and the last time they placed was in 1958.  That’s not looking good for Brittany.
Lorna: I do wish her well.

Nora: Next on the list is Nebraska, Haley Herold.
Vilma: She has an amazing body!  I’m not sure if that’s going to be enough. 
Lorna: Belinda Wright made top 15 last year and won Miss Congeniality.  I’m not sure if Haley would do as well as Belinda did.
Vilma: It will be tough.  But, they did win Miss America this year so who knows.

Lorna: Our next candidate is the hometown girl, Miss Nevada, Sarah Chapman.  What do you ladies think?
Nora: I think Sarah will make top 15.  It’s time for the hometown girl to make good.  She’s very photogenic and the press loves her.  She’s been getting a lot of good press lately and she’s consistently putting herself out there.  Plus, she’s a blonde and I’m sure Donald Trump will be all over her.
Vilma: I think she’s got the goods to do well in this pageant.  She just needs NOT to be over confident because that will be her downfall.
Lorna: Well, Nevada is not very consistent historically.  They did place in the top 5 in 2007 with Helen Salas, who was not even the crowned Miss Nevada USA that year.  Helen was only the 1st Runner Up after the dethronement of Katie Rees.
Nora: I would love to see Sarah do well.

Vilma: And finally, Miss New Hampshire, LaceyJane Folger.
Nora: I would kill to have a body like hers.  She’s got the tiniest waist!
Lorna: I know!  She makes me sick.  I think I’ll have another Snickers bar now.  She depresses me.
Vilma: Oh come on…I’m sure if you work hard, you’ll have a body like Lacey’s.
Lorna: Not a chance!  I can work out 24-7-365 and I wouldn’t be anywhere close to what her body looks like.
Nora: She’s a thousand percent better than last year’s Miss New Hampshire, Nicole Houde.  Will LaceyJane makes top 15? It’s a long shot.  There are just too many other above-par contenders this year.  Plus they haven’t really done well historically. 

Vilma: So when is our next get-together?  Is it tomorrow or Saturday?
Nora: It will be Saturday.  We’ll be reviewing New Jersey to North Dakota.
Lorna: Sounds great!  See you both Saturday!

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